用英文自我介绍除了说来自哪里等，还有什么比较幽默且令人印象深刻的句子？怎么才能让别人记住？

问题描述：

句子请用英文告诉我，要比较好的句子，谢谢哦！

问题解答：

you can talk with a story:
long long time age,a litte boy go to the WC to play the piano,but he can't find any bumph to clear his anus.so he have to clear it with his hand. and after he finish,he play the piano continuously.can you guess who is he? Mr.Yundi Li